Geek sex is not a myth

Geeks are a little different from nerds in the sense that geeks actually get laid. We're smart and interesting and we usually have good jobs too! Here are some of the geeky things I've never said after sex.

"We should try this in anti-gravity"

"Was that a Dutch half-twist or a Polish 2 quarter turn?"

"Don't forget to give me your playlist before you leave!"

"I hope that was just the beta version"

"That was really cool the way you made it into a perfect circle like that!"

"You should try to optimize that for faster performance."

"I really didn't have time for that"

"We should take multiple measurements of that over a long period of time and average the result..."