Why I don't like cats.

Number 1, I am allergic to cats.

Cats suck. I hate them. Did I mention that?

Cats won't hesitate to scratch the fuck out of you and give you a nasty infection and they don't even feel bad about it later.

They shed all over the place, and they are constantly losing their hair, too.

Cats make me sooo mad!

They shit in the house and you have to take it outside yourself.

Cats could be a lot better pets if they tried as hard as dogs do. They've got it in 'em, they just don't care.

Hundreds of other reasons.